waffle

Best definition
wafflefood
Like a pancake with syrup traps.

waffle: define #2
wafflesfood
The best breakfast food EVAR
waffles > pancakes
waffle: define #3
waffle
To shit on someone’s laptop keyboard, then close the screen on it.
I locked my computer so no one could meatspin me, but I got waffled instead.

I just peeled this piece of shit off my keyboard and it looks like a waffle.

waffle: define #4
Waffle
Something large and syrup covered. Sometimes can be shiny and distracting to steal own the gaze of any onlooking. Especially useful in awkward situations, arguments, or any other need for an excuse to stop conversation or change the subject.
Go on girl, shake a waffle at it!
waffle: define #5
Waffle
To talk unendingly, with no point to your conversation about totally idiotic things. Spamming on chat rooms is a case of waffling.
“You waffle something awful”

“What are you waffling about?”
waffle: define #6
waffles
The official morning after food. After sex, in place of akward silence, and before you hit the road. Like the Wonder Twins, they are often topped with lots of nummy substances. When you don’t know what to say, simply suggest waffles.
Um, waffles?
waffle: define #7
waffles
the new pie.

(As in, its slowly taking pie’s place in internet trends. Its unstoppable!)
We’re going for waffles!