waffle of fury

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waffle of fury
Someone who is a redhead and hence has a firecrotch as well as having a blue waffle. Thus an explosion

of red and blue on the vagina.

Blake: Hey, I heard you nailed that hot chick at the bar. SCORE!

Jake: Ehhhem, NO!! She had a waffle of fury

Blake: Ohhhhh nooooooO!!!!!