waffles, everything has a category.Where as a woman’s brain works like noodles, everything is connected.
When I man tries to think like a woman, he has to jump waffles squares to keep up.
Sam: have you been to that new Chinese place on main?
Vickey: I FORGOT TO PAY MY SUBCRIPTION TO WOW
Sam: woah waffle jump much?
Vickey: sorry you said “main” which made me think of my main character on WOW which reminded me I forgot to renew my subscription