waffle jump

Best definition
waffle jump
Abrupt change in topic of conversation or thought through triggered wordsIt comes from the idea that men’s brains work like

waffles, everything has a category.Where as a woman’s brain works like noodles, everything is connected.
When I man tries to think like a woman, he has to jump waffles squares to keep up.

Vickey: what’s a good resturant?

Sam: have you been to that new Chinese place on main?

Vickey: I FORGOT TO PAY MY SUBCRIPTION TO WOW

Sam: woah waffle jump much?

Vickey: sorry you said “main” which made me think of my main character on WOW which reminded me I forgot to renew my subscription