Waffle House Test

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Waffle House Test
The act of placing ones penis on someones face in order to determine if they are too drunk to go

to Waffle House.

Jon : Is Spencer too drunk to go to waffle house?

Douglas: I don’t know.. lets test him…

Jon: Ok… waffle house test?? (Jon places penis on Spencer’s face and as Spencer doesn’t respond…) Yeah, he is too drunk.