waffle hippie

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A hippie who indulges themselves in a pile of waffles. You may find one at your local Waffle House bargaining

the waitresses for waffles by the dozen. On rare occasions, the hippie will smoke a bowl then consume very large quantities of waffles thereafter.

A waffle hippie walks into Waffle House and orders large quantities of waffles.