waffle donkey

Best definition
waffle donkey
When you are having anal sex on your kitchen next to a plate of waffles, and a donkey busts through

the window, allowing the glass to sever your leg. The donkey then proceeds to fuck you in your leg stump.

Person 1: “Why isn’t Johnny in for work today?”

Person 2: “He got into a Waffle Donkey situation.”

Person 1: “HaHa, classic Johnny!”