Best definition
Waffle Debacle
1. The art of pooping on your partner’s face through a teinnis racket, therefore leaving an attractive waffle pattern on

their face.2. The fact that Eggo ran out of waffles resulting in unhappy children all ove the world.3. A frozen waffle that is just slightly too large to fit in the standard toaster.

Last night I found that we were out of saran wrap so I gave Jamie a waffle debacle instead!
Waffle Debacle: define #2
Waffle Debacle
A sexual fetish during which one defacates on his/her partner’s chest, then smashes it with a tennis racket. More or less, a decorative Cleveland Steamer.
My girlfriend upped the ante last night, I actually got a Waffle Debacle!