Best definition
Waffe is the man. He is usually the fattest/tallest guy in the friend group/crew. He is occasionally funny but is

also serious at times. He knows all about random shit like firecrackers. You get mad at him but you can’t hate him, he is that guy. He is usually not very intelligent and one of the dumbest people you know but that’s why you love him so much.

WAFFE- yo guys wanna use some firecrackers

MAtt- ok sure but they aren’t legal in this state

Waffe- ight