wad-swat

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wad-swat
What you perform when a biting insect lands on a “strictly-hands-off” area of someone else’s body, and so you have

to use a crumpled piece of fabric to dispatch said blood-sucker.

Tiffany and I were out for an afternoon beach-stroll and a mosquito landed on her butt — naturally I couldn’t touch her “down there” while we were in public, but we both still were carrying our beach-towels, so I hastily bunched mine up and gave that impudent insect a wad-swat.