Wad of toilet paper

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Wad of toilet paper
An excessively large amount of toilet paper used to clean one’s genitalia or anal area. An excessive amount of toilet

paper placed on the female genital in lieu of a sanitary pad.

“I had to use a wad of toilet paper because my period started and I didn’t have a pad.”

“No wonder you stopped up the toilet with the big wad of toilet paper you use to clean yourself. “