programme called ‘Timmy Mallets Wide Awake Club’ within which Timmy Mallet had such entertaining segments as ‘Mallets Mallet’, a word game that entailed being assaulted by a large soft mallet upon answering an incorrect question. First use between 2004-5 in The Castle by Tai and Nathan.
‘Really? Why did that happen?’
‘I was looking at granny porn on the internet.. and my boss caught me in the midst of relaxing in a gentlemans way..’
‘Christ. That’s wacaday dude!
‘You said it.’