Best definition
An imaginary food, usually followed with french cries. Is usually offered to someone who is whining, complaining, or bitching.

Typical “emo” kid: “My life sucks!”

Dude: “Get yourself a waaburger and some french cries.”

Guy 1: “Dude, today sucks.”

Guy 2: “What did you have for lunch? A waaburger?”

waaburger: define #2
Term used to imply wimpiness or whininess. Often used with french cries
How about a waaburger and some french cries?