a 3 day

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a 3 day
A “relationship” lasting only 3 fucking days
Day 1 = Will u go out with me?…SURE!

Day 2 = i love u i will nvr leave u

Day 3 = lets just be friends ok? its not working out

thats an example of “a 3 day”

A 2 Blocka

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A 2 Blocka
An ugly girl who looks good from 2 blocks away.
DAMN, ole girl is a 2 blocka!

A 1 since day 1

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A 1 since day 1
Always been real, since the beginning.
I don’t have to front or fake, because I’ve been A 1 since day 1.

A – Z of Apocalypses

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A – Z of Apocalypses
So many to choose from! One is bound to come true.

A тАУ Ape Uprising

B тАУ Black Hole

C тАУ Collision

D тАУ Dinosaurs Return

E тАУ Everyone Dissapears

F тАУ Food Fights Back

G тАУ Gravity Fails

H тАУ Hollacaust Again

I тАУ Insect Overlords

J тАУ Jesus Returns

K тАУ Killer Bees

L тАУ Lemming Syndrome

M тАУ Machine War

N тАУ Nuke

O тАУ Ovary Expiration

P тАУ Pandemic

Q тАУ Quake

R тАУ Rapture

S тАУ Solar Flare

T тАУ Triffids

U тАУ UFO Strike

V тАУ Volcanos

W тАУ Water World

X тАУ Xenophobia

Y тАУ YouтАЩre in teh Matrix

Z тАУ Zombies

When Bob bought his Big Mac at Mcdonalds, he was surpised when he went to take a bite, it took a bite of him. The end. (of the world) (Food fights back, from F, “A – Z of Apocalypses”

A – Tosser

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A – Tosser
someone who tosses off – another name for a Wanker (one who suffers from chronic masturbation)
You Tosser – (You Wanker)

A Tosser – (A Wanker)

A – Tosser: define #2
A – Tosser
a tosser is similar to a wanker, well, its really exactly the same. tossing and wanking are both different words for masterbation. if you dont know what any of those words mean, dont use them.
you’re such a tosser jimmy
A – Tosser: define #3
A – Tosser
as above but more like wanker than dickhead, as the toss in tosser refers to the tossing motion of masterbation (or tossing-off). A tosser is someone who masterbates.
Dave is a tosser, he keeps tossing-off

a – hulsey

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a – hulsey
An older woman that makes friends with younger kids to adopt their trends. Hangs out where they hang out to prey on younger boys to feel young.

Typically tends to have no identity of their own and tried to adopt others

Someone who blogs too much about others who don’t even acknowledge their existence.

can typically find one at your local mall and or standing on the sidelines in or around popular chain stores.

i.e: speech, clothing, haircuts, piercings,music taste

“holy shit I totally thought that was a 16 year old until it spoke, it’s definitely a – hulsey”

“dude, I got drunk last night and fucked a – hulsey, now my mom is calling the cops”

A #2 Puffer

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A #2 Puffer

Someone (usually a gay guy) who sucks a fart out of another’s asshole and holds it in like a bong.

Also known as “Puffing A 2” or the act of passing on a fart to another person is known as “Passing A 2”

What a fag, he is definetly a #2 Puffer.

or

Holy shit! I just hella Puffed A 2.

A (Letter)

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A (Letter)
The first letter of the english alphabet.
“Let’s sing the alphabet!”

“A-B-C……

A (Letter)

A ‘Plenty’ Poo

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A ‘Plenty’ Poo
When you go for a poo, but you only need to wipe once.

named after the advert by ‘plenty’ kitchen towel, as the catchphrase is: ‘One sheet does plenty’.

Guy 1: Maaaan, it only took me like 1 minute to do that turd, only had to wipe once!

Guy 2. Mate, must of been A ‘Plenty’ Poo.